Doktor's Kemp
Originally uploaded by Jägermonster
Ve iz finally heffink ha Jägerdoktor hier!
De goot newz iz dot ve ken get fiks'd op iff zumting heppen now.
De badt newz iz dot ve *ken* get fiks'd op iff zumting heppen now.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Any plen vere hyu looze hyu hat iz....
Doktor's Kemp
Originally uploaded by Jägermonster
Thursday, December 25, 2008
De Caldon Kriztmosz Eve Mihrakel
Furztoff, hy iz been verra homezick for Mekaniksborg. Hyu iz trostink me not to be ha tcherk vit de role hyu let me play zo dot vaz alle zcrewdt hup uv me.
Alzo.
Deez haz been de beztezt ond mozt metchikal Kriztomosz Efe in verra long time, ond hy iz gon remembor it for ha verra long time.
De few uv uz inverldt iz alle goink to de Falling Anfvil az de hour uv Mitnackt iz ztreickink. Az hyu knoe, de Animalz iz giffen de poverz uv Hoomanzpeech on deez Nacht. Tchuzt az de klocks iz vinischedt chimink, de leedle animalz iz kommink in. Ve iz alle amahzed, ond hy iz not effen hongrie ven hy zee dem! Den ha hosch fell on de Anfvil ond de leedle Animalpipplez iz zingink de Karolz! Efferyvun in Haus vaz feelink de metchink.
Ond den dey ztarted dooink dot schtoopid Rifferdenz ond krescht de Zim. Pfft.
Hyu go look hier.
Alzo.
Deez haz been de beztezt ond mozt metchikal Kriztomosz Efe in verra long time, ond hy iz gon remembor it for ha verra long time.
De few uv uz inverldt iz alle goink to de Falling Anfvil az de hour uv Mitnackt iz ztreickink. Az hyu knoe, de Animalz iz giffen de poverz uv Hoomanzpeech on deez Nacht. Tchuzt az de klocks iz vinischedt chimink, de leedle animalz iz kommink in. Ve iz alle amahzed, ond hy iz not effen hongrie ven hy zee dem! Den ha hosch fell on de Anfvil ond de leedle Animalpipplez iz zingink de Karolz! Efferyvun in Haus vaz feelink de metchink.
Ond den dey ztarted dooink dot schtoopid Rifferdenz ond krescht de Zim. Pfft.
Hyu go look hier.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Autumn Mystery Ball
Zo vaz lek deez:
Hy deed not keednep Meez Canolli! Hy vaz tchuzt vokkink along, zee, on deez vomman kept vollowink me, ond sche agks me vere hy em fum ond hy zay hy em fum Vulfenbock Heropaz den sche agks me eef hy know der Baron ond well hyu knoe how dot goes hay? Sche vant zuggcheztshun on how to get hiz hattenshun zo hy tink hardt ond say he lek de leedle muzikboxen, dot schouldt be zafe ond keep me out uf trouble eff it get bekk to heem dot hy zaid zumting, hy meen vat harm iz der in leedle musikboxen? Hy den knoe sche vaz gon built dot ting or dress hup in de leedle porpol tutuu *snickers* bot sche look verra nize in et, yaz? Vell, hyu knoe how deez clockverken pipple iz, de get alle krezy vit der verk ond lock demzelves ond don zleep ond don eet ontil it vinischt tchuzt lek dem madboyz ond hy hed no hidea sche vaz gon be lek dot hy svear, bot der Baron he schoor doez ettract de krezy vuns, hay? Hy svear hy deed not keednep hor zo hyu pipple tchuzt put don de torchez ond peetchvorks ond hyu neffer zee me in Bebbech hagaenn. Hmpf!
Hy deed not keednep Meez Canolli! Hy vaz tchuzt vokkink along, zee, on deez vomman kept vollowink me, ond sche agks me vere hy em fum ond hy zay hy em fum Vulfenbock Heropaz den sche agks me eef hy know der Baron ond well hyu knoe how dot goes hay? Sche vant zuggcheztshun on how to get hiz hattenshun zo hy tink hardt ond say he lek de leedle muzikboxen, dot schouldt be zafe ond keep me out uf trouble eff it get bekk to heem dot hy zaid zumting, hy meen vat harm iz der in leedle musikboxen? Hy den knoe sche vaz gon built dot ting or dress hup in de leedle porpol tutuu *snickers* bot sche look verra nize in et, yaz? Vell, hyu knoe how deez clockverken pipple iz, de get alle krezy vit der verk ond lock demzelves ond don zleep ond don eet ontil it vinischt tchuzt lek dem madboyz ond hy hed no hidea sche vaz gon be lek dot hy svear, bot der Baron he schoor doez ettract de krezy vuns, hay? Hy svear hy deed not keednep hor zo hyu pipple tchuzt put don de torchez ond peetchvorks ond hyu neffer zee me in Bebbech hagaenn. Hmpf!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Ve's only interezted in de maschink
Vell, vot ve gon do ven der Baron say ve can't go bustink headz, hay? Hy been mekkink hets (ond dey verra verra nize hets, zo schot hup, hyu). Iz not az fon as schootink fireballz at treez, bot iz moch moch bedder den knittink or mekkink de grape jäelly. Yah, hyu clickyclicky ofer to eBay ond look. Dis iz vot ve reduced to.
Friday, October 3, 2008
De Verlt iz Endink Mebee?
Hy vent to danz at Club Gearz on Monday, ond der ver more men der den vimmen. Yah, der vaz honly vun wommen danzink vit 5 men. Iz schure to be a zign of koming apocolypze!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Hokay
Hoo boy, iz buzy veekend vit de Consulate anniverzery. Ve all look very nize in drezz uniformz lest nite ond de wimmen had plenty ov danz partnerz vit all of uz der. Like Keptain Veles sed, maybe Herr Baron bedder call out de Jägerkorps more ovten ven he goez to de danzink.
Hy hef de Flickr group for Jaegerkin, zo hyu can join ond post yor snapschotz. Alzo, eev hyu vant to uze diz blog to post odder tings, hy vill need yor email addrezz to add to lizt ov publischerz on de blogger.
Clicky here to Flickr Group, yah?
Hy hef de Flickr group for Jaegerkin, zo hyu can join ond post yor snapschotz. Alzo, eev hyu vant to uze diz blog to post odder tings, hy vill need yor email addrezz to add to lizt ov publischerz on de blogger.
Clicky here to Flickr Group, yah?
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Greetinkz, Jägerz
Diz blog iz for Jägers in Zecond Life. Kontact Greegar Hellershanks in verld to get pazzvert to Flickr account zo ve can all ze photoz of yer gloriouz adventures on de Grid und make lotz uf commentz.
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