Sunday, November 23, 2008

Autumn Mystery Ball

Zo vaz lek deez:

Hy deed not keednep Meez Canolli! Hy vaz tchuzt vokkink along, zee, on deez vomman kept vollowink me, ond sche agks me vere hy em fum ond hy zay hy em fum Vulfenbock Heropaz den sche agks me eef hy know der Baron ond well hyu knoe how dot goes hay? Sche vant zuggcheztshun on how to get hiz hattenshun zo hy tink hardt ond say he lek de leedle muzikboxen, dot schouldt be zafe ond keep me out uf trouble eff it get bekk to heem dot hy zaid zumting, hy meen vat harm iz der in leedle musikboxen? Hy den knoe sche vaz gon built dot ting or dress hup in de leedle porpol tutuu *snickers* bot sche look verra nize in et, yaz? Vell, hyu knoe how deez clockverken pipple iz, de get alle krezy vit der verk ond lock demzelves ond don zleep ond don eet ontil it vinischt tchuzt lek dem madboyz ond hy hed no hidea sche vaz gon be lek dot hy svear, bot der Baron he schoor doez ettract de krezy vuns, hay? Hy svear hy deed not keednep hor zo hyu pipple tchuzt put don de torchez ond peetchvorks ond hyu neffer zee me in Bebbech hagaenn. Hmpf!